High School metaphors
I just found these via eatmyhamster.com: A collection of metaphors/similes supposedly written by high-school students.
“5.: She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.” Classic!
I’d love to steal use the one or the other of these in the right situation. Like number 20: “The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.” But I just know I couldn’t keep a straight face.
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